My new address is:
Please do not forward any political flyers or invitations from the Jehovas Witnesses.
Thanks.
Lily
September 30, 2024
September 22, 2024
Packing a Horse, and How to Survive the Trail
No words are needed. Just listen to, and watch, these guys.
Nothing I say is better. Most of all, enjoy camping with your horse. It's a magical experience that can't be duplicated.
Camping Solo With Your Horse
Cowboy Bushcraft
How to Tie and Load Your Horse
How to use a diamond Hitch
How to Pack a Horse with Gear Boxes
I can't handle a wall tent, but these guys are experts.
Cowboy Bushcraft
Cowboy Packing - Including Tips from the Army Rangers
This is the best advice I have ever seen on how to pack for travel in general and it is very useful for cowboy camping and all other types of wilderness adventure. All free, and all from US Army Rangers. Check these guys out!
(Ideas on how to cuss creatively are just a bonus! :) )
Tip from Army Rangers - How to do a complete outfit, Ranger Roll style.
https://youtu.be/cq07hyTlrcU?si=jrLRx6HbIfdbo_zW
The Ranger Roll Sleep System - With a Winter Mod
US Army Special Operations - Rangers - How to Pack a RUCK.
You can adapt these tips for ANY kind of camping trip, including cowboy camping.
https://youtu.be/Z6idpCFZxH0?si=0sIf0WNBlZJFPOxl
US Ranger give us camping tips! Thanks!
https://youtu.be/AZHHWXpMeBU?si=Xx7QR769PJ1Bssvv
How To Build Your Own Good Samaritan Bag
Camping and spending time in the wilderness is an essential part of the human experience. It's our natural home after all. I sometimes think about all the people who have gone before us, who did not have the advantages over the elements that we have today.
If you encounter a medical emergency in the wild, or even just a campground, here is what to do:
First, stop shaking the patient, and stop screaming. Only the patient is allowed to scream. Yell out for a doctor or nurse in campgrounds. Someone might very well be one. Call 911 if you have a phone with cell service.
Recent events where I live have convinced me that the pre-made kits are useless. People tend to pack their own fears that are unique to them, and not items that would help someone else. In the wilderness, it is more likely that it won’t be about you, but another person in trouble. I call mine my "Good Samaritan Bag." It's "Mom and nurse approved" by my own mother, an RN licensed in the state of Nevada.
For pet care while on a trip, go here: https://blog.nols.edu/2018/03/21/using-your-wilderness-medicine-skills-to-treat-pets
You can buy pre-made kits, but the best kit is the one you are going to make yourself. It should include items that will stabilize a person for the following conditions that are likely (even unlikely) to occur during a wilderness trip, even if you are going to an established campground. Remember that while people might go on vacation, their medical conditions are ever present and never take a break. Campgrounds, and definitely all wilderness areas, are far from help, and in some cases, too far away for any meaningful treatment.
The following is a list of items that I personally have packed, keeping in mind that it may more often be about helping someone else, and I hope it helps you to build your own.
- A tactical red duffel bag or any other red bag. Roll up toiletry bags are great! You can paint or iron on a basic white cross to indicate on the outside it's a first aid kit.
- First Aid book. I highly recommend this one, Wilderness First Aid Field Guide 3rd Edition by Alton L. Thygerson, MD, a real surgeon and medical doctor, specifically for wilderness adventure. But don't just buy it. Study it! You can buy it here: https://a.co/d/4SfZygq.
- If that one is too expensive try this one, very similar: Wilderness First Aid: Emergency Care for Remote Locations by Howard D Backer, and the American Academy of Orthopaedic Surgeons. I found it for 4.99 at Thrift Books.
- Basic First Aid booklet for things you might not be familiar with. These booklets can be obtained for little cost through the Red Cross, REI, Boy Scouts and Girl Scouts, as well as other organizations.
Information about snake bites, a serious condition, can be found here:
https://www.snakebitefoundation.org/blog/2018/9/6/how-to-survive-a-snakebite-in-the-wilderness For information on snake bites, go here for advice from Jordan Benjamin, the world's only real expert (he really is) herpetologist and consultant to medical professionals around the world, in the fields of Africa, Australia, Asia, and any other place on earth that has venomous snakes. He is the Founder & Executive Director at Asclepius Snakebite Foundation
Having said that, here is a list of conditions that you need to prepare for, and be ready.
- Burns - minor to severe
- Excessive bleeding from injury
- Illness - minor to life threatening
- Broken bones
- Head injuries - from mild concussion to traumatic brain injury
As to actual instructions on how to treat these conditions in terms of your first aid kit, please refer to the book I mentioned above, or medical advice from your doctor ( a great resource for information during your next visit!). The booklets I have mentioned, as well as any other books you can find written by wilderness first responders and other experts. Study them and understand them, before you go out or while you are out.
Copy and paste this checklist into Word or Google Docs, then print and use it. It's FREE, and I authorize it's use by anyone for any reason. I don't care. Just do it.
Sterilization:
- Travel size soap, or preferably a slice of real anti-bacterial soap for washing hands. You are not going to cause global climate change with a few uses, good grief. It's for an emergency, ffs.
- Hand sanitzer, alcohol wipes, betadine wipes. In the absence of those, whiskey, vodka, and/or anything that you can find that is 40 proof or higher
- bottle of water - anywhere from 4 oz to 8 oz, for swallowing tablets, and other use.
- Sterile latex or nitrile gloves of the correct size for your hands
Basic Tools:
- Sawyer venom pump for INSECT and SCORPION STINGS ONLY. For the love of God, DO NOT use it for snake bite. https://www.snakebitefoundation.org/blog/2018/9/6/how-to-survive-a-snakebite-in-the-wilderness
- Tweezers that actually tweeze - a lot of them are pointless or cosmetic only
- Surgical scissors or any that actually work - those little ones are useless.
- Pocket knife used only for first aid.
- Women's battery powered shaver - for getting rid of hair that could infect wounds. "Women's" because they are small and more useful
Over the Counter (OTC) Medications:
- Aspirin and Ibuprofin but again, do not use if the person is bleeding. Use Tylenol or Ibuprofin.etc - pain relief : Please do not use aspirin on a bleeding person. Some people are allergic to Ibuprofin. Plain, regular aspirin is the most widely tolerated pain reliever but again, it's bad for bleeding people or those with hemophilia.
- Children's chewable aspirin - not just for kids. It is a good option for those with Angina and other heart conditions as directed by an actual doctor.
- Benadryl or similar brand - allergic reactions and bee stings, etc. Will also cause drowsiness, a good thing for some people suffering - do not use for head injuries. Use common sense.
- Neosporin and/or Bacitracin
- Liquid decongestant - Tussin makes a "wide target" one for all symptoms
- Burn gel
- Calamine lotion and anti-itch cream
- Glucose tablets - diabetic tabs
- Packets of real sugar if no glucose tabs
- Athlete's foot/anti fungal cream - more generally for comfort than anything else
Wraps, Tapes and Bandages:
- Compresses including tampons with no applicator for open, large wounds that are bleeding excessively
- Bandages of all sizes, from minor cuts/scrapes to much larger and more serious wounds.
- Small, compressed "disc" type towels for bleeding, or for sterilizing any other equipment you might use - very useful and will stay somewhat clean inside their packages until used.
- Emergency blanket - very useful when used correctly
- Garbage bag - for wrapping wounds on to keep the area clean
- Duct tape - yes, duct tape goes in too. Used for creating a solid splint for broken bones
- Vet tape - used for animals but works great for people who need a temporary wrap or "ace" bandage
Good luck! And stay WELL.
September 18, 2024
About Bigfoot Around the World, and other stuff I find fascinating.
Sasquatch - Art by Steve Baxter
I just want to give a sense of what the vlogs on my vlog list are about and why I like them. You'll find the links on the right-hand side of my main page.
But first, About Bigfoot
(and Why I Like the Idea)
Firstly, I should say at the outset that I've never personally seen one, but I am inclined to think there may in fact, be something to these stories, especially those from Indian Nation Reservations. I certainly maintain an open mind. (I believe in God after all so, it's not such a stretch for me.)
Bigfoot, also known as Sasquatch, is a centuries-old American tradition (named by Native American tribes under many names). Sasquatch is the English for "the anq'ets (sas-kets)", which means "hairy man" in Halq'emeylem, the Sts'ailes upriver dialect.
It is an interest of mine, simply because I spend time in the mountains and backcountry where he/she/they have been known to hang out. I camp in wild places and I enjoy local stories and legends as well as myths from around the world.
Bigfoot is known around the world as:
- Yowie (Australia)
- Yeti (Nepal/Himalayas)
- Mande Barung (India)
- Yeren (China)
- Am Fear Liath Mor, The Grey Man (Scotland)
- Hibagon (Japan)
- Isnashi (Brazil and Bolivia)
- Barmanu (Pakistan)
- The Abominable Snow Man (Russia - translated into English for convenience sake but: Отвратительный снеговик)
- and many other places all over the world. These are just a few.
Around here, where I live, he is known as Tso apittse (Giant) by the Shoshone or Tse’nahaha (Cannibal giant) by the Mono Lake Paiute, and specifically in Nevada "Si-Te-Cah" (tule, a type of plant, eaters but also culturally understood to be cannibals) by the Northern Paiute Nation in Nevada.
There has to be more than meets the eye here when it comes to these stories. They may have been extra large hominoids, which the Native Americans were fully familiar with over thousands of years. Stories like these, generally do not begin or exist in a vacuum.
Whether Bigfoot exists today remains to be seen, but it is a pervasive and thoroughly consistent myth at the very least. That they were known by distantly located Native Americans, from completely different tribal nations all across the continent, with no way of communicating with each other, including north into Canada, and south to Latin America, is inexplicable and fascinating.
Some argue that it is the result of "multiple discovery" or "simultaneous invention." I don't think this quite fits, but perhaps. Nonetheless, the original lore from our Native brothers and sisters certainly cannot be ignored as fully fantasy.
Onto the vlogs and why I enjoy them...
Canada - Outlaw Country - This is a thoughtful vlog about Bigfoot. Insightful and often poignant. Absolutely worth the valuable time you think you "own". Think again. And again.
UK - Chronically Outdoors -- Fun, Bushcraft, and Beer: This man is fun, and talks plainly about his life, and his adventures. I call that a "straight shooter." He also has a very cool Arctic dog named Sookie.
UK - Grizzly Gaz - Gaz is funny, very funny, and his dog is Fendi. Gaz is one of my favourite UK campers. I have learned quite a few things from him. Nowadays he seems to like "scary camping" and it's always fun.
UK - TA Outdoors - Bushcraft. I like this channel because I always learn something useful. Some of it doesn't translate well into American use, simply for reasons of terrain, etc, but fascinating nonetheless and good/useful stuff to know if you plan to camp in the UK
USA - 8 Native American Scary Stories from the Reservation - see my section above about Bigfoot, and other creatures, like the Wendigo.
USA - Base Camp Chris - Chris is local to me. He lives in my immediate vicinity, and I love his channel. (I will bet my bottom dollar that his wife is as nice as he is.)
In his early days as a vlogger, he did a lot of reviews on gear, and all of them are still very useful.
Now, he vlogs about Bigfoot sightings around the USA, including my local area, and offers very personal accounts, often including interviews with the witnesses. He also offers and includes a beer review on every episode. I don't drink beer, but he almost makes wish I did.
USA - Mike Wanders - Bigfoot and Camping! Another thoughtful vlog about Bigfoot. Some unusual stories.
USA - MrBallen - John is a YouTube sensation. He vlogs about true crime, unexplained mysteries, obscure stories, and the supernatural. He donates quite a bit of his earnings from Ballen Studios, to Victims of Crime all over the country. Terrific gent and a true storyteller, of real talent.
USA - Native American - PIkuni Bigfoot Storytelling Project - Modern Bigfoot witness accounts from the Shoshone Nation up in Idaho, a neighbouring state to mine.
USA - Over On the Wild Side - Cowboy Camping - self-explanatory. This guy camps with horses and offers real cowboy camping. I would argue that his channel is the only channel that really covers the subject.
Modern hikers/enthusiasts only define "cowboy camping" as sleeping without a tent in the wilderness. I call bullshit on that, and say that cowboy camping, properly speaking means: camping with horses and on the trail, wherever that might be.
USA - The Appalachian Storyteller - The Appalachian (pronounced rightly as "appa - laaaa-chan") mountains are in the eastern United States and are known to be some of the oldest mountains in the world, and connected to, quite literally, Scotland from a geologic event that occurred millions of years ago. Hikers and backpackers from all over the world go there, to hike the world-famous Appalachian Trail.
Scottish and Irish / Briton descendants live there today, and have preserved their own manner of mountain life, American style. Many of them can claim ancestry to titled families, believe it or not, and yet, are among the poorest of all Americans. They barely have medical care and numerous charitable orgs have build small clinics there.
It is said that many who live in those mountains are completely unknown by the United States government, having no birth certificates or any other official documentation, paying no taxes and simply squatting on their land for over 3 centuries.
Their mountain tales of "haints", and other ghostly phenomenon are utterly spell-binding. You will never regret listening to these tales in accurate Southern Appalachian accents/dialect.
September 15, 2024
Why I Camp
When I first started camping on a serious level, I was rather pressured into it, by a woman who wanted to hold a "retreat" for like-minded women. Except that, I didn't know she wasn't like-minded, and that I would be the outcast in the group. She disappeared from my life a year later with no explanation, but not until she took vital and valuable information from me to make money. She used me and never saw me as a friend at all.
You'll need to forgive me for telling you all this, but it sets the scene for the reason I have embraced camping. In short, women are bitches and I'm tired of it. Onto the story:
Denise worked for the Girl Scouts of the Sierra, as a fundraising recruiter. The campground and acreage was actually owned by the Girl Scout organization and was commonly used as a campground for Girl Scouts only. It is located in the upper regions of the Gold Lakes region, past Graeagle, California. It is private property in the mountains.
The structures are more like military tents built on platforms, so we did not need our own tents. But other than that, it had no real facilities as a campground other than typical outhouses/pit toilets. It was literally, a half mile to walk to the toilets so I learned how to do my own cat hole.
During our "retreat", I was treated rather badly and spent my time staring off into the woods, ridiculed for praying privately in my tent, and generally made fun of, when I questioned the wisdom of leaving a "geocache" for young Girl Scouts to find. Even then, I knew that 'leave no trace' was a serious thing. I suppose the case could be made that it was on private property owned by the GS but I will never carpool again, and I don't care what it does to global carbon emissions.
In general, it was a ridiculous exercise in trying to bond with two out of five, of the most un-likeminded females anyone has ever met.
Looking back, I felt Denise was strange for many reasons and much of what she said to me was truly "not okay." There was a lot of projection and snide, passive agressive comments made to and about me.
But regardless, that's how I started. And it was the absolute end of camping with anyone else, ever again. From then on, I decided I would not be a slave to others' opinions and preferences, nor would I spend any time with people who demanded it, silently and sneaky, or otherwise.
It wasn't until I took my solo trips a year later that I really enjoyed it. So, I guess I have to thank Denise, but will do so only once. She can forget she ever knew me and that would be great. By the way, I use real names, unless the person involved is a victim of something or someone.
In short, I love to camp because it gets me away from all the terrible adults who seem to have multiplied in the world. They are everywhere now: arrogant, self-serving, and self-absorbed, they have little to no moral compass and will take from anyone who crosses their path.
I camp because it heals me from PTSD among other things, and rescues me from myself.
I love the solitude I can find while camping, and enjoying God's creation. Yes, I said the word 'God'. I believe in him and I feel that most people either do not understand it (or Him) and no one hates God as much as redditors, IG-ers, youtube creators, and internet people in general. They seem to hate me too, but that's okay. I don't care for them either.
I really enjoy being self-sufficient and on my own out there. I know now, that I can surmount any challenge, in the main, without crumbling in defeat. It's just that depression seems to dog every step I take, and an urban environment is not healthy for me anymore. But I can't afford to move away. So, camping is the only option I have. And I have learned to fully embrace it and love it.
I camp for my own soul health. Notice I didn't say 'mental health'. That's because I believe that soul health is more important. If my soul is healthy, my mind will be also. And the only way to achieve that is to spend time with God in his true element: nature.
The Wilderness is my Cathedral, and the trees that tower above me, are its spires, reaching to the heavens in supplication. And out there, no one is demanding money from me that I don't have. God doesn't care how shallow my pockets are, only the depths of my heart.
Gear: Chevy Trax AWD, Night Cat Tent, and assorted necessaries.
How to Make Real Cowboy Coffee
I make cowboy coffee with eggshells. :) Here is the recipe: - it's the same from all over the internet.
Ingredients:
- Water
- Coffee grounds
- 1 egg, fresh not boiled - never from boiled eggs - you will get sulfur.
- Some say to toss in a little dirt, but I pass on that. It's a joke on greenhorns.
- I do put a dash of salt in the pot after it has been sitting for 20 minutes (old waitress trick. If you know, you know.)
Instructions:
- Crack the egg and separate the shell.
- Wash the shell thoroughly so there are no remains of the egg white or yolk.
- Cover the shells with a paper towel (to protect your hands) and crush them into smaller pieces.
- Add crushed egg shells to coffee grounds, using a quarter of the egg shell for one cup. (that's what the internet says, but I just throw the whole damn thing in there, and I use a jumbo egg shell. I like brown ones. )
- Brew your coffee as usual.
I don't know what percolator to recommend to you, but I have noticed that at events like Coffee With a Ranger, the Rangers use the old-fashioned, blue enamel percolators from Stansport or wherever. And they always make GREAT Coffee. :) Just look for those enamel pots in thrift stores, or buy one from any sporting goods section at your favorite store. Mine is a Balkan/Greek style pot , copper lined with aluminum (photo below.)
If you buy one used: please boil it in a huge pot of water 3x to remove any oils from previous use. You'll thank me later for this. You should start fresh, and over time, your pot will be "seasoned". To clean the pot: never use soap of any kind. Just boiling water to sterilize it. This way, the oils from your coffee will build a bit to season it. (some people think that's gross. I think it works.)
One last thing: I use Cafe Morro espresso from the dollar store - yes, the dollar store. It's fantastic if you can find it. It comes in a 6 oz brick . Yellow package. I just translate the measurement from espresso to coffee - in other words a heaping tablespoon per 1.5 cup of water. Cafe Morro is ground extra fine, so fewer grounds to stick to your teeth. :) Of course, cowboys and cowgirls wouldn't really care if they did. ;)
Defining the Act of Camping--YMMV
There are as many types of camping as there are campers. But I have found that the best camping experience is the one you define yourself. This is how I categorise the main types of campers.
Some categories necessarily delve into the human condition and cause me to take a pause and wonder what can we do as a society to help others. These distinctions become important when you are faced with a homeless person who is asking how to stay warm at night because they are not familiar with the elements of nature and just got evicted from their home, or cast out of their families. So yes, these distinctions go into socio-economic conditions in which we all live and depend on for survival.
Cowboy Camping:
For myself, camping means cowboy camping with or without a tent, with or without a horse. Some would say that unless you are hiking in and sleeping without a tent, you are not cowboy camping. I disagree. For me, cowboy camping is about independence, and self-sustainment, with or without a tent (or a horse).
You take only what you can carry in your vehicle. It means minimal gear, all with dual purposes, all of which defines cowboy camping. Bonus points if you sit and look at the stars. Even if you drove in, it's still cowboy camping. Cars/Vehicles are the "iron horses" we use to get us where we want to go and in that sense, everyone qualifies, as long as they are self-sufficient, and enjoying themselves.
Still, many people often do camp with their horses. There's a special campground near me that is just for them, and it's only $8 per night, per horse. They count the horse as the main "vehicle" and then charge an extra $5 for actual trucks/SUV's plus the horse trailers. I wish I could be one of them!
Roma Camping:
This could be better and more widely understood as "gypsy camping" but I just made it up for the sake of completeness. The Roma are a distinct people and they are the vardo campers who have evolved with time into the RV sector. Traditionally, a vardo was a horse-drawn wagon and these folks practically invented camping to start with.
They are called Travellers in western countries of Europe, and here in the States as "Gypsies" a rather racist term I prefer not to use. Hence, Roma Camping. The Roma have their own way of life, and their existence has often depended on many rules and regulations they themselves enforce upon each other, in a tribal sense of community. For example, they will not wash themselves in the same water as they wash clothes. If they live in a camper or an RV or even a "mobile home" , underwear has to be washed entirely outside of the dwelling.
They invented camping hygiene. In some communities, they will take underwear items to a laundromat even if they have a washer/dryer at home. They are very strict about these rules, and their health often depends on it, if they do not have access to medical care. They know it and have made it a science. Kudos to them.
It's hard to find real photos of a real vardo anymore.
This is an artist's rendition, but quite accurate.
Car camping:
This is where the aim is to sleep in your car/van conversion comfortably. This is car camping. No tent, no camper, no RV hitched. Literally, camping in your car or van. Bonus points if you take a cool dog with you.
Wild camping:
Leave it to the Brits to properly define what the Americans are clinically calling "dispersed camping." Dispersed camping sounds like you are moving every night to a new site for clinical purposes of a study on the effects of swearing on physical pain. (It was a real study. Look it up.) Maybe you are or not, but to me "wild camping" is the best descriptor for the act of camping for free, in locales that lack amenities, and are off the beaten path.
.jpg)
They are on the open road and looking for an escape route. That's why they have a tent strapped to their back. Or tucked away in their saddlebags. These folks are everywhere and nobody tells them 'no.' They are in campgrounds, off on mountain tops with no one else around, and camping wherever they decide to hang their helmets. (Let them in, while you're toodling down the highway. Their lives depend on it.) Ask one of them to show off their tat....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
k
Bicycle Camping:
Mostly they are just like the guys and gals above but they are lighter and are often dreaming of France. They ride expensive bikes, and their gear is lightweight and ready to go on the spur of the moment. You never know where they might turn up and they can often go where others have not gone before. Because their bikes are not really designed to carry their gear, everything has to be carried in their backpack. Uphill. Both ways. In the snow....
Glamping:
This is where you literally bringing your entire home with you, whether its a camper, or an RV. You will also probably have hookups to electricity, and water, as well as the latest and greatest in home theatre equipment, and probably a portable sauna and hot tub. There's usually an open bar and I don't think anyone will notice if you slip over there and grab one or five.
Van/Car Dwellers:
This is not camping at all, but rather a necessity now, and a sad reality for many due to the rising cost of housing. These folks are not "homeless" in the classical sense, but many are in the category of what used to be condescendingly called "the working poor". These folks are doing what they do in order to literally survive. They deserve everyone's prayers and good vibes, as much as the "homeless." They are usually in cities and towns, sometimes venturing into camping areas out of necessity. Share some coffee with them if you can.
" Nomads":
This is a dumb category, but here we are. These are people who make enough to have a home, but live in their vehicles and travel by choice because they have the money to do so. In my experience, they are not campers at all and use resources that are better left to the Car/Van Dwellers, and the homeless. They are resource suckers. But that's just my considered and throughly over-thought opinion.
"Unhoused" -
This is a dumb term, but okay. They are not "camping" even given their tent cities. They are homeless, and they are a large and growing section of the population. Alarmingly so.
Most are homeless through no fault of their own, but for time, circumstance, substance abuse, domestic abuse, and lack of financial resources. Many are children under the age of 18.
We can argue all day long about the whys and wherefores, but in the end, the fact is these people are suffering. And it is the aim of human existence to ease suffering wherever it is found. Why this seems to escape some people is beyond me.
Human beings should not be left to the mercy of the elements, and lack of medical, dental, eye/vision, and emotional care. This is not humane. It is barbaric that in the wealthiest countries in the world, and yes, I'm looking at all you Western Europeans as well as the Americans, this is reality for so many. Homelessness is not a choice. It is a death sentence.
September 07, 2024
someone set my favorite local camp on fire
I am too sad to write or speak of it.
Taken by me, on the first day, Sept. 7, 2024 about 4pm, from my workplace off South Meadows.
2 blocks from the evacuation warning, six miles from the fire itself, as the crow flies.
September 05, 2024
My Best, True Scary Camp Story
This really did happen to me. The year was 2019 and I was just starting out in the camping hobby. I was alone, and I wasn't scared. At all. I should have been.
The people I was supposed to go with ditched and never showed up. So, I decided I would strike out on my own. I left the mountain (Mt. Diablo in Northern California) and went down to the lowland, around the river and foothills.It was a regular campground although it was a little too well used. The website said "here's spot # whatever." So that's where I parked. There were several cars and trucks in the site, and the people were all minding their own business, doing what campers generally do, having a great time.
On the spur next to mine, was a white, dilapidated pickup with a camper shell on the back. The tall kind. The truck itself had last been registered in 1978. I didn't really think much of it. You see that a lot here in this area. Lots of folks live off grid, or in the back country in the desert. It's not unusual.
Anyway, it was almost dark and I was unpacking and busily scurrying around trying to get everything set up so I could start my very first, very own campfire. I had a few hotdogs in my car to eat with a side of guacamole and chips from Del Taco in the last town (Truckee).
This was my actual tent, that I used that day. It was a Liberty Trail 3 giga tent that lasted approximately 8 hours. In other words, it had no brand and I bought it at Walmart. I threw it away and bought an Ozark Trail. That one lasted 4 days.
Finally, I bought a Night Cat tent and it has been love ever since.
From the corner of my eye, I saw that the camper shell seriously tilted to one side as a scruffy looking older man stepped down onto the ground. He was really tall compared to me - perhaps 6'5. He was skinny. He was white. I didn't think much of that either because we have "all kinds" in this area. No one really judges anyone else , least of all me.
He was wearing jeans, and some kind of old t shirt and something like a plaid over shirt. His hair was wispy, scraggly, and grey.
He was standing there, about 20 - 30 feet away. It seemed like it was so fast, and he plopped down in MY chair, next to MY picnic table, in MY campsite. I'm still about 15 feet away and not very threatening to say the least. I'm about 4'11.
So now, I'm thinking "wait a minute - let me process this shit" as Sam Jackson would say. I don't like this at all. Not at all.
"That's a nice hammer you have...." His voice was like MadDog 20/20 mixed with a little boilermaker of Hennessy and Pabst beer, scraping over granite ice cubes.
It's dark. I can barely see anything with my glasses on but my INFJ senses are out in full blazing flame for those with eyes to see, and I'm reading his mind. (It's an INFJ thing). There was no way for me to run fast enough when he reached for the hammer and grabbed it, holding it up for me to see that he had it.
So I did what any normal, middle aged woman with few options would do: I pulled my taser and let off a few sparks. (It was all I had.) He ran to his truck pissing himself the whole way, and yelling that I was an "offender". He was screaming bloody murder.
I was terrified myself, because of myself. I didn't know I could be that cold and calculated, but my knees were knocking together the whole time. I was just surprised at how clear headed I was and how clear my thoughts seemed to be.
A few men heard the commotion and ran over to my site to help me, and to chase the man off. Yelling and obscenties flying in my defense. I was grateful to them. One of them gave me a side-hug and told me to come with them to their camp for awhile, so that his wife could take care of me.
Our villain finally got his truck started and tore out of the campground. The pavement actually cracked in the heat. I called the Sheriff to report that he stole my hammer and menaced me with it.
Deputy Jones was a perfect gentleman and spent over an hour talking with me and calming me down. He told me funny camp stories. But he also told me something chilling: they would never catch the guy because the homeless were being forced into campgrounds and the BLM (wild lands) due to a lack of services for them in the city and most of them were drug-addled.
He stuck around for a long time and helped me finish putting up my tent. I didn't sleep in it that night. I slept in the back of my SUV with the doors firmly locked.
Before I went to sleep, the kind people who came to my help, fed me and gave me lots of decaf tea, to help me rest. They were truly kind.
I will never forget the lesson. And someday, I will be camping with my cat and my new dog. Not only that, but I know now, how to pay it forward. I will always come running to the help of any camper in trouble. We are never alone. We are always surrounded by good people of all kinds.
September 02, 2024
Cheap Camping Hacks
The first thing to do is to lower your expectations. None of these will work as well as the real thing. But you can "get by" with them and hopefully, they will make your camp life a little easier for at least a couple of days.
Cowboy Cooler
You will need:
- A small styrofoam cooler
- A small plastic tote box 7 gal works pretty well. OR;
- an insulated bag.
- Garbage bag
- Towels
1. Place the garbage bag inside the styrofoam cooler and then place the whole thing inside your tote.
2. Begin stuffing towels between the cooler and tote on the inside, all the way around.
3. Fill with stuff and ice. Keep the lids on or in the case of a bag, zipped up.
It should keep for at least two days.
Cowboy Phone Charger
Now, I can't take credit for this. But I remembered reading about it and it does work. I've tried it. You can charge your phone in an emergency with a 9 volt battery, so always keep one and a clickable ball point pen, duct tape, a little aluminum foil and a house key, in your car.
Here's an article that talks about it:
Failing that, I recommend you get a solar powered phone charger. I have used them with great success while camping. You can keep it charged simply by leaving it in the sun. Mine cost about $14 on sale from Amazon aka The Big A.
Cowboy Fire Starter
This one actually works better than you would expect. Dip cotton balls into vaseline. Cover them completely. The trick is to use 100 percent cotton balls, not the fake ones made of whatever that awful stuff is.
Cowboy Boot and Shoe Hack
For those of us who don't appreciate things that slither and crawl, this is absolutely necessary. Out here in the west, it's not just about bugs and spiders. It's about scorpions. A sting from one these little beasties and you will be flat for a week.
Cowboys would often use sticks put in the ground vertically and put their boots on top of them upside down, to prevent creepy crawlies from getting inside while they were sleeping. It's not foolproof but it does seem to work. You could use tent stakes.
Here's a more fool-proof method.
Use dirty socks from your first day that you won't wear again, and put your shoes inside them. Make sure they are completely covered. Voila. No more creepies inside your shoes. This way, you can also keep them in your tent without tracking rocks, mud and other dirt in.
Fix Your Tent Zipper
With soap. Take a dry bar of soap, and rub it along the zipper. Make sure it's completely covered, and then try again. zzzzzzzzzzzzip! :)
Cowboy Camp Stove
Can't afford a camp stove and fuel? No problem! You can make one from a tuna can or any short similar size can and 4 cheap tent stakes (good thing you saved those cheapies that came with your tent). This does require a beer or something nice to drink.
- Empty and eat the contents. Have a sandwich! :) If you are afraid of eating tuna due to mercury content, for the love of God, give it to a starving cat.
- Here is a picture of a starving cat:
- Take off the wrapping on it. (the can, not your sandwich.)
- Fill with alcohol and cotton ball firestarter or anything else that will burn.
- Place tent stakes in the dirt, standing up with the curved end inward, all the way around the tin in the center
- Don't hurt yourself - check yourself for cuts and bruises, to make sure you are okay to proceed. Now is the time to relax and have a beer or wine cooler.
- Light the fire in the can.
- Place your pan on top of the tent stakes and cook.
Snake Rounds And Snake Bite aka Stop Being Stupid
I am the person who is sitting on the edge of your campsite, quiet, and reserved. I don't offer my opinion until and only if I am asked. But sometimes there are times when someone has to speak up.
I hate to talk about this but out here where I live, rattlesnakes are a real danger to everyone. They are plentiful, and help is most often far enough away that it makes sense to just be prepared. I'm not telling anyone to kill them. But there are too many yahoos with guns out there using full rounds.
I am suggesting that you speak to a gun smith about snake rounds and have a separate, different gun available for this purpose only, loaded with those rounds.
If you're going to do it, do it right and don't pose a danger to yourself and others. Using full rounds on a snake is dangerous and ill-advised. Ask for snake rounds. I would much rather that a child or anyone live to tell their tale and possibly face fines or whatever myself, than to have a person die on my watch for lack of preparation. Do not use regular rounds. Use only snake shot. And for God's sake take a safety course of some kind and stop running around like a redneck waving firearms like a shield of honor. It's not.
Now, for the real stuff on snake bites. Don't cut into it, don't use a tourniquet, and for the love of God, don't "suck it out" with your mouth! This is the year 2024. Do NOT use a venom pump or extractor. It is best to simply get the person to civilization as fast as possible. More, expert information on snake bites and how to survive one, is here: https://www.snakebitefoundation.org/blog/2018/9/6/how-to-survive-a-snakebite-in-the-wilderness
Out here, that means driving the highway at over 100 mph, and if you get stopped, explain the situation. The cops will help you and drive you to the nearest hospital. This is no time to start talking about defunding the police.
Do not try to catch the snake that bit you. It's stupid. Just tell them it was a rattlesnake.
Where I live, if you get bit by one of these fellers, you had to really work at it and deserve it. But regardless of who is at fault, don't be stupid. Get yourself to a hospital.
September 01, 2024
Old cowboys tell the truth....
A Great Basin Rattlesnake aka A Nope-Rope
Start paying attention because there's a lot of wisdom in what old people say. Many years ago, before I was even interested in camping, an old-timer Cowboy told me: Put a length of rough rope around you to get rid of snakes. The theory is, that the rougher the rope, the less snakes like it. It deters them when they try to slither over it.
I lived in the desert at the time, down in Arizona, and this guy was a little boy when the Cochise Gang (loosely, very loosely friends and comrades of Butch Cassidy's Wild Bunch) and the Clanton Gang rode through town and shot everything up, especially the bank, and the saloon, in that order.
That was also true! I looked it up at the library and there was his name under his photo. I decided then and there, that it's sometimes a serious sin to doubt old people.
Two members of the Clanton Gang, circa 1888.
Pictured here: Okeechobee Clanton and William “Curly Bill” Brochius.
So, I remembered him recently on a trip. I looked over to my left and happened to see a harmless gopher snake. (They're everywhere around here, and non-venomous. They're good to have around actually, and eat pests, but I still don't like snakes and definitely do not want to sleep with any.)
Then I remembered that old timer and also that I happened to have 4 lengths of 9.5 feet of craft rope at home. It's completely scratchy and awful and it's supposed to be that way to look rustic. I had purchased it for a craft project I later abandoned. I bought it at the dollar store. Yes, $1.25 each bundle.
I decided to tie the lengths together to make an anti-snake rope for my next trip. I will report back on my results.
Four lengths of it, at 9.5 feet, made approximately 37 feet of usable length of rope for $5. That's enough to go around my tent. Twice. Almost 3 times. Perfect.
Here it is:
Git to it, greenhorn! :)
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)