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June 21, 2026

The Comprehensive Packing List - Because I'm getting senile, but you might like it too.

 


Camp Packing List

I created this mainly for new campers.  I don't actually pack all of this myself, but I thought a good, thorough check list was in order for everyone.

Don't overcomplicate it with silly words and phrases like "sleep system." You're not going off on a jaunt with Elon to Mars. You're going to the Humble Squirrels State Park. Forget all the bullshit jargon that everyone else is throwing around. They think it makes them sound smarter than they are. They are no smarter than you. Believe me, I've met them. And most of them will freeze at the first sign of a bear, I assure you. They are also the same people that even though they take their cell phone, and their Garmin GPS, and their macbook, they still can't seem to make it out of the parking lot without stopping for mushroom coffee and a wheatgrass sandwich.

In short, you're going camping. At that means roughing it and rolling with it,


Step 1: Make lists. Like these.


  • Need to buy   
  •  Have To Do
  • Check all gear and treat with permethrin/waterproofing if needed 
  • arrange house-sitter/pet sitter
  • File travel plan

Step 2: Pack.


Camp Kitchen

  • Coolers/ice packs

  • Food in bins:  canned chicken/roast beef/sauces/rice/cookies/junk/b-fast, etc.

  • milk/creamer

  • teapot/cup

  • tea/coffee/hot chocolate/sugar in canisters

  • Spices, olive oil, and butter

  • large freezer bags

  • Water jugs and WATER

  • Mess kits

  • Utensils, sporks, knife,can opener, bottle opener

  • Pots/pans/tea kettle

  • Sponge/loofah for scrubbing

  • Camp soap

  • trash bins, buckets, etc.

  • Trash bags

  • Camp stoves and fuel: butane and iso mix

  • Table cloth 


Step 2.1 A - have a beer.

Step 2.2 A- Pack some more.

Tent site:

  • Tent

  • Tarp

  • Footprint

  • Stakes

  • mallet

  • Tent lantern

  • Other stuff:  Cat litter/bags/pool noodle for camp toilet


Sleeping

  • Sleeping pad 

  • Fleece liner

  • Fleece blanket

  • sleeping bag

  • Pillow

  • Lantern

  • Broom

  • Dustpan

  • Dry bags


Step 2.7 C

    Have another beer. Add a dash of turpentine for flavor.

Step 2.4.cd -- going backward.

Ta pek sommore. (did I just write that?)

Special Gear

  • Air pumps

  • Life straw and water tabs

  • Sawyer gear spray

  • Headlamp

  • First aid kit

  • Rope

  • Camp Stove cover for heat

  • Fire /folding camp stove for emergency

  • bungee cords

  • Scissors / knife

  • Bear spray

  • Fire pit

  • Fireproof mat

  • Waterproof matches/lighters

  • Firestarter/sterno etc.

  • Fleece Jacket/wraps



Bath/Toiletries, etc.

  • TP

  • Shovel

  • Towel, shampoo/body wash (or wipes)

  • Deo

  • Toothbrush & toothpaste

  • Hair brush, hair ties

  • Medications and OTC


Step 3F - Oh my God, how much of this stuff am I going to use?  Have a rum and coke this time.  That way it will only be "one." 

Step 15 A:  Pack some more.  The rum sobered me right up!  (Hide the guns.)

Electronics

  • Power banks, solar powerbanks

  • Charging cables - Universal, C, Micro, and others

  • Rig the dash cam/rear cam

  • Rig the home cameras

  • Batteries for lantern, flashlights, etc.  AA and AAA


Misc.


  • Kindle/book - load up a few days prior

  • Gun and ammo/ CCW permit

  • Audio files - youtube downloads

  • Clothes

  • Pj’s

  • Moccasins

  • Steel toe shoes

  • bathing suit

  • Glasses/ sunglasses

  • Side table

  • Chairs

  • Extra bin for bedside

Step "12" - unpack. It was all so much fun, you need to go another round.

To buy on the way/ etc

  • Gas and quart of oil

  • Snack for the drive

  • Cash

  • Firewood

  • Ice

  • Other:  lead rounds and snake loads





June 20, 2026

A Message From The Matrix

 An emergency note to let people know  that I have been captured.   I'm currently being held in an inter-galactic prison on a planet where people are forced to gather randomly and go to a place called Wal-Mart to worship an evil god, named Sam and other gods with wierd titles like CEO, and CFO, and Treasurer.  It's all very weird, but I have to say it's violent too.  Watching the other prisoners  beat each other nearly to death over some type of worship box is fairly indicative that they have succumbed to an Ear Worm the likes of which you have never  seen.  

This is why I have been out of touch.  They make me work in a place that forces me to make transactions for strange tools, presumably to build wierd looking structures.   I am called a "pawnbroker".  I am enclosing a photo of one of the prisoners holding these tools and looking terrified.  There is also a top-secret photo of me examining a Queen's royal jewels.  Send help!  I want to return to the natural places, and the wide open skies.  Send help - see??? I'm blinking!!!!


  


They make us wear wierd outfits.  SEND HELP!





June 19, 2026

The Rebel's Guide to Outsmarting Greed-Will and Other Un-Charitable "Thrift" Stores

 




For camping gear, there is no better feeling than walking out of one of these Corrupt CEO dens with a 95% Discount on brand-name camp stuff.  I live for it.  And today, I paid $10 for a NEW NorthFace sleeping bag.  

Corporate thrift stores have perfected the art of getting inventory for the low, low price of zero dollars and selling it back to you at retail prices. Never surrender. You can beat the corporate machine.
Here is your official tactical guide to turning the tables and walking away with a $300 North Face bag for a tenner.
Phase 1: Psychological Warfare (The Art of the Disguise)
Corporate pricing algorithms (also known as a regional manager with a pricing gun and a bad attitude) target recognizable brands. To beat them, you must blend in.
  • The "I Don't Know What This Is" Defense: If you find a high-end item, do not look excited. Hugging a North Face sleeping bag to your chest signals value. Treat it like a dusty blanket.
  • The Camouflage Technique: Bury your premium finds beneath a mountain of generic, faded 2004 corporate fun-run t-shirts in your cart. Hide the gold under the dross.
Phase 2: Decoding the "Boutique" Trap
Many modern corporate thrift stores now feature a "Boutique" or "Showcase" section where they lock up items that have a recognizable logo, jacking the price up by 400%.
  • The Blind Spot Strategy: The best deals are the ones the corporate pricers missed. Look for premium outdoor gear in the bedding section. Look for vintage leather jackets buried in the "Heavy Winter Coats" rack where everything is flat-priced at $15.
  • The "Pre-Owned" Paradox: Always look for items marked "brand-new, pre-owned" (like a pristine Igloo cooler). If corporate missed the factory tags, you get a retail asset for pocket change.
Phase 3: The No-Haggle Victory
Unlike a flea market, you cannot negotiate with a corporate barcode. But you can use their own system against them.
  • Take the Win and Run: When the cashier rings up a pristine, brand-new cooler for $15, do not haggle. Do not ask questions. Do not make eye contact. Pay immediately, take your receipt, and walk out before the corporate servers realize they accidentally let a good deal slip through the matrix.
The Golden Rule of Modern Thrifting
They get it for free, but with patience and a sharp eye, you can get it for next to nothing. Happy hunting, and may the thrift gods keep corporate blind to your next haul.

Dollar Store and Thrift Store Camping

 I have never, in my life, passed a thrift store or the Dollar Tree for gear.  Below are my latest treasures.


It's been an futile exercise with camp bed tables. Finding the right answer is sort of like standing up in a hammock.  I like having a "nightstand" for my stuff.  I know, I'm a creature of habit.  But for several years now, I have made do with a dollar store basket hold all my stuff.   Not after today.  Behold!  The holy grail of tent tables!  

I found this at the dollar store.   It was $5.  (I know...)  It looks curved in the photo but it's not.  I found it in the children's school section.  If you know what's good, drop everything right now and go see if your local has one of these.  It's even got a "cup holder" for your water bottle.  



And that's not all.  Next door to the Dollar Tree is the local Greed-Will Un-Charitable Store.  (I'm still poor and I can't afford expensive opinions.)  I absolutely scored.  I needed a 20 F rated bag for my next trip.  Brand new, maybe used once or twice as far as I can tell.   $10.  I ran home and washed it, so I can sleep in it tonight with the windows open.  It's too long for me and I will have to shorten it, but I don't care.  That's what luggage straps are for.  It even had the original sack stuffed in the interior pocket. NorthFace Eco Trail  Bed - rated 20F or -7 C. New they run upwards of $200.   I will never doubt God again.






June 18, 2026

2025 Gear Review at Fort Churchill, Nevada State Park

 I know how late this is, but it took me a year to figure out how to recover this video.  Or, how to recover FROM it, while finding it and looking through the 2 laptops I went through this past year.  In any case, I hope you enjoy it.  

It's long, but it was a great trip and I had a lot to say.  Not that anyone could hear me - I was pretty much alone that trip, with nary an RVer in sight.  Featured is :  my favorite "bug out" tent from Night Cat, and a few other goodies I reviewed, and a bit about sleeping systems.  Mustangs (wild horses) made a cameo appearance.  





A year late in posting: Royal Peacock Mine in Denio, Nevada

 I went opal hunting.  Frankly, it was better than hanging out in any bar.  Here's a short video that talks about my trip in general.  




September 22, 2024

Packing a Horse, and How to Survive the Trail

 No words are needed.  Just listen to, and watch, these guys.

 Nothing I say is better. Most of all, enjoy camping with your horse.  It's a magical experience that can't be duplicated.


Camping Solo With Your Horse 

Cowboy Bushcraft 



How to Tie and Load Your Horse



How to use a diamond Hitch




How to Pack a Horse with Gear Boxes




I can't handle a wall tent, but these guys are experts. 
Cowboy  Bushcraft 





Cowboy Packing - Including Tips from the Army Rangers

 This is the best advice I have ever seen on how to pack for travel in general and it is very useful for cowboy camping and all other types of wilderness adventure. All free, and all from US Army Rangers. Check these guys out!

(Ideas on how to cuss creatively are just a bonus! :)  )

Tip from Army Rangers - How to do a complete outfit, Ranger Roll style.

https://youtu.be/cq07hyTlrcU?si=jrLRx6HbIfdbo_zW






The Ranger Roll Sleep System - With a Winter Mod





US Army Special Operations - Rangers - How to Pack a RUCK.

You can adapt these tips for ANY kind of camping trip, including cowboy camping.

https://youtu.be/Z6idpCFZxH0?si=0sIf0WNBlZJFPOxl



US Ranger give us camping tips!  Thanks!

https://youtu.be/AZHHWXpMeBU?si=Xx7QR769PJ1Bssvv




How To Build Your Own Good Samaritan Bag

 


Camping and spending time in the wilderness is an essential part of the human experience.  It's our natural home after all.  I sometimes think about all the people who have gone before us, who did not have the advantages over the elements that we have today.  

If you encounter a medical emergency in the wild, or even just a campground, here is what to do:

First, stop shaking the patient, and stop screaming. Only the patient is allowed to scream. Yell out for a doctor or nurse in campgrounds.  Someone might very well be one.  Call 911 if you have a phone with cell service.  

Recent events where I live have convinced me that the pre-made kits are useless.  People tend to pack their own fears that are unique to them, and not items that would help someone else.  In the wilderness, it is more likely that it won’t be about you, but another person in trouble. I call mine my "Good Samaritan Bag." It's "Mom and nurse approved" by my own mother, an RN licensed in the state of Nevada.

For pet care while on a trip, go here: https://blog.nols.edu/2018/03/21/using-your-wilderness-medicine-skills-to-treat-pets

You can buy pre-made kits, but the best kit is the one you are going to make yourself.  It should include items that will stabilize a person for the following conditions that are likely (even unlikely) to occur during a wilderness trip, even if you are going to an established campground.  Remember that while people might go on vacation, their medical conditions are ever present and never take a break. Campgrounds, and definitely all wilderness areas, are far from help, and in some cases, too far away for any meaningful treatment. 

The following is a list of items that I personally have packed, keeping in mind that it may more often be about helping someone else, and I hope it helps you to build your own.

  • A tactical red duffel bag or any other red bag. Roll up toiletry bags are great! You can paint or iron on a basic white cross to indicate on the outside it's a first aid kit.
  • First Aid book. I highly recommend this one, Wilderness First Aid Field Guide 3rd Edition by Alton L. Thygerson, MD, a real surgeon and medical doctor, specifically for wilderness adventure. But don't just buy it. Study it! You can buy it here: https://a.co/d/4SfZygq.
  • If that one is too expensive try this one, very similar: Wilderness First Aid: Emergency Care for Remote Locations by Howard D Backer, and the American Academy of Orthopaedic Surgeons. I found it for 4.99 at Thrift Books.
  • Basic First Aid booklet for things you might not be familiar with.  These booklets can be obtained for little cost through the Red Cross, REI,  Boy Scouts and Girl Scouts, as well as other organizations.
Information about snake bites, a serious condition, can be found here:

https://www.snakebitefoundation.org/blog/2018/9/6/how-to-survive-a-snakebite-in-the-wilderness For information on snake bites, go here for advice from Jordan Benjamin, the world's only real expert (he really is) herpetologist and consultant to medical professionals around the world, in the fields of Africa, Australia, Asia, and any other place on earth that has venomous snakes. He is the Founder & Executive Director at Asclepius Snakebite Foundation

Having said that, here is a list of conditions that you need to prepare for, and be ready.

  • Burns - minor to severe
  • Excessive bleeding from injury
  • Illness - minor to life threatening
  • Broken bones
  • Head injuries - from mild concussion to traumatic brain injury

As to actual instructions on how to treat these conditions in terms of your first aid kit, please refer to the book I mentioned above, or medical advice from your doctor ( a great resource for information during your next visit!). The booklets I have mentioned, as well as any other books you can find written by wilderness first responders and other experts. Study them and understand them, before you go out or while you are out.

Copy and paste this checklist into Word or Google Docs, then print and use it. It's FREE, and I authorize it's use by anyone for any reason. I don't care. Just do it.

Sterilization:

  • Travel size soap, or preferably a slice of real anti-bacterial soap for washing hands. You are not going to cause global climate change with a few uses, good grief. It's for an emergency, ffs.
  • Hand sanitzer, alcohol wipes, betadine wipes. In the absence of those, whiskey, vodka, and/or anything that you can find that is 40 proof or higher
  • bottle of water - anywhere from 4 oz to 8 oz, for swallowing tablets, and other use.
  • Sterile latex or nitrile gloves of the correct size for your hands
Basic Tools:
  • Sawyer venom pump for INSECT and SCORPION STINGS ONLY.  For the love of God, DO  NOT use it for snake bite.    https://www.snakebitefoundation.org/blog/2018/9/6/how-to-survive-a-snakebite-in-the-wilderness
  • Tweezers that actually tweeze - a lot of them are pointless or cosmetic only
  • Surgical scissors or any that actually work - those little ones are useless.
  • Pocket knife used only for first aid.
  • Women's battery powered shaver - for getting rid of hair that could infect wounds.  "Women's" because they are small and more useful

Over the Counter (OTC) Medications:

  • Aspirin and Ibuprofin but again, do not use if the person is bleeding. Use Tylenol or Ibuprofin.etc - pain relief : Please do not use aspirin on a bleeding person. Some people are allergic to Ibuprofin. Plain, regular aspirin is the most widely tolerated pain reliever but again, it's bad for bleeding people or those with hemophilia.
  • Children's chewable aspirin - not just for kids. It is a good option for those with Angina and other heart conditions as directed by an actual doctor.
  • Benadryl or similar brand - allergic reactions and bee stings, etc. Will also cause drowsiness, a good thing for some people suffering - do not use for head injuries. Use common sense.
  • Neosporin and/or Bacitracin
  • Liquid decongestant - Tussin makes a "wide target" one for all symptoms
  • Burn gel
  • Calamine lotion and anti-itch cream
  • Glucose tablets - diabetic tabs
  • Packets of  real sugar if no glucose tabs
  • Athlete's foot/anti fungal cream - more generally for comfort than anything else
Wraps, Tapes and Bandages:

  • Compresses including tampons with no applicator for open, large wounds that are bleeding excessively
  • Bandages of all sizes, from minor cuts/scrapes to much larger and more serious wounds.
  • Small, compressed "disc" type towels for bleeding, or for sterilizing any other equipment you might use - very useful and will stay somewhat clean inside their packages until used.
  • Emergency blanket  - very useful when used correctly
  • Garbage bag - for wrapping wounds on to keep the area clean
  • Duct tape - yes, duct tape goes in too.  Used for creating a solid splint for broken bones
  • Vet tape - used for animals but works great for people who need a temporary wrap or "ace" bandage

Good luck!  And stay WELL.